i can't sleep.
- Sunday, June 29, 2008 / 3:51 AM.
i need some chocolate.
michael found my diary behind my dresser and i had to chase him all over my house. immature little mind-raping punk. it got a tad violent and now i have gnarly bruises all over my arms. my coworkers were all concerned and they kept asking what happened... i told em it was no biggie but they probably think i get abused at home. or that i have an asian gangster boyfriend who beats the crap out of me.
i'm trying to go to bed but my window's open and i hear an old man moaning in the distance. it's a little creepy. maybe i'm just hearing things. but that's creepy too. or maybe i'm just freaking myself out cause i'm home alone.
ok well i'm gonna try to sleep again. i just have to stop being afraid and start thinking happy thoughts. like how i want to bear waseem's children. teehee. i sure hope he isn't reading this... Comments: 1
top ramen
- Thursday, June 26, 2008 / 10:19 AM.
work wasn't so bad yesterday
i learned how to use a security tag remover
except i forgot to remove one off of one lady's pants and it made the store alarm go off. oops. i hate lousy workers who are retarded and forget stuff like that. pisses me off!
we went to iris' work and played hangman on her whiteboard. category: food!
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10,000 BC was the cheesiest thing ever.
lindsey is quite good at imitating the filipino cave man.
"do not eat me! i save your life!" Comments: 0
conversation ended.
- Wednesday, June 25, 2008 / 1:47 AM.
number of awkward haha's that didn't actually mean the subject was laughing, but only used to move on the conversation and mask the discomfort-
jooooosie: 10
waseem salahi: 12
jooooosie (1:23:21 AM): yeah some guy fernando
jooooosie (1:23:25 AM): ...he works at vallarta
waseem salahi (1:24:00 AM): that's annoying
waseem salahi (1:24:11 AM): i'm guessing you crawled out uncomfortably?
meanwhile, michelle's thoughts on my parents:
mihyelle (1:53:36 AM): hm i don't get it
mihyelle (1:53:40 AM): your parents are really nice...
mihyelle (1:53:51 AM): i guess it's like a classic abusive parent sitch
mihyelle (1:53:59 AM): when no one's looking, BAM BAM BAM! Comments: 0
career woman
- / 12:40 AM.
they are out of their minds if they expect me to whole-heartedly sell this product. PINK PAISLEY CAPRI PANTS?! come on.i thought i hated the rocky mountain chocolate factory but now the diarrhea-inducing sugar free peppermint patties don't sound too bad when you compare em to the high-rise pepto pink cropped bottoms. yuck.
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breaking news. as i type this, i am having a conversation with weezer.
weee
- Tuesday, June 24, 2008 / 12:52 AM.
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hollywood is fun, minus the crazy people in the street who do weird things with their toes and ones who yell out obscenities and scare us. they definitely aren't as crazy as the ones in nyc though.
speaking of which, 28 days and 22 hours until we leave for the big apple!
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teen drinking is very bad.
- Monday, June 23, 2008 / 12:19 PM.
this morning i barfed, peed, burped, and smelled like beer.
last night, tyler cox stepped on my foot.
it hurt like a mother.
i can finally die.
but in all seriousness, alcohol is gross.
but kinda fun. and digusting.
is it wrong that i don't regret it?? Comments: 0
bored
- Sunday, June 22, 2008 / 5:10 PM.
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yeah, we're eighteen years old. what?
- / 1:10 AM.
3 beer cans in the pool gutter
how perfect is that?
too bad we didn't find them earlier.
my dumb calf still hurts from that random leg cramp.
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reminiscing
- Saturday, June 21, 2008 / 1:11 PM.
i found my ny journal. best page ever:
list of times we were harassed
- pussycat calls-taxidriver muttering at us-subway worker "you're gorgeous"-gagnsta man holding his arms out to lindsey-subway station "you look nice tonight"-coney island subway guy-street corner men "excuse me..."-kissing noises from man in car-fat guy at pizza place "you look good tonight"-man touching himself at phone booth-"hey ladies; how you doin' ladies?"-mexican whistle-ice cream, lick lick man-men in car-construction worker"wow. wow..."-whistles-gangstas "heyy miss"
and i can't wait to go back for MORE.
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summer reflections
- / 3:21 AM.
i have been a high school graduate for seventeen days.
since my attainment of a diploma, i have
- not exercised
- screwed up my sleeping schedule
- lost countless hours on the computer
- been to the beach a billion times
- been to ralph's a bazillion times
perhaps new york will make this summer a bit more eventful
...not that i have a problem with the way it's going right now.
because i look good in it.
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